Opening Song Lyrics – Randy Feltface
Singer: Randy Feltface
Title: Opening Song
Opening song
That’s what this is
You thought it was a comedy, now it’s a musical
What the f#ck is this?
I was over there
Now I’m right here
I’ve changed my clothes to signify that it’s a different year
Cause this show happens over multiple timelines
Like a Tarantino film without the graphic homicides
And far fewer foot fetish moments
Except for this one
Check them out boys
Opening song
Written by me
A singing, dancing piece of sh#t
That you all paid to see
You got it wrong
It’s cabaret
Sucked in bad if you thought this would make a good first date
Coz this show is my g#dd#mn Magnum Opus
You made the choice to be here
So you better f#cking focus
And if you’d rather be at home with married at first sight
You get the hell out
There’ll be no refunds
Terms and conditions
Come on
When purchasing a ticket always review
The event and seat selection
No exchange or refund for misplaced tickets
Or show content objections
Subject to no conditions
Consumer provisions
Price including taxes
No badder tactic than backin’ out
You’re on crack if you drastically
Underestimate the power
Of the written code of practice
As a purple Gen X cis man
With an income and a platform
Statistically, I’m more likely
To instigate a shitstorm
But I’m also much more likely to escape without reproach
The system is still stacked my way
That’s why I think I can get away
With an opening song
Opening song
That’s what this
It even has a key change
That’s a little hit or miss
Opening song
Right in your face
I couldn’t give a flying f#ck
About my own fanbase
I just wanted to sing an opening song
f#ck you
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