Tough m#th*rf#ck*r Lyrics – Sean Altman
Singer: Sean Altman
Title: Tough m#th*rf#ck*r
Once upon a time in the land of Canaan
Hebrews roamed the land
Frolicking, unfettered, unbettered by the goyim
Building shuls out of sand
And then what happened, Popsie?
Life was free and simple, til some scamps trampled our temple
And slandered our Hebraic brand
Thus began a cycle every knowledgable kike’ll tell you
Spawned a great Cyclopian man
A man named Moshe Dayan…
He was a tough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
He was a tough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
He was a tough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
He was a tough m#th*rf#ck*r (With an eyepatch!)
Times were tough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
They played rough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
He said enough is enough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
He was a tough m#th*rf#ck*r (With an eyepatch!)
Not since the Pirates of the Caribbean had an eyepatch stirred such fright
Not since Yul Brynner in The King and I had a bald head shown such light
He had a stash of uranium and an egg-white cranium with a round matzo-ball perfection
Like if Moses and Mr. Clean had a lovechild with limited depth perception
He was a tough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
He was a tough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
He was a tough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
He was a tough m#th*rf#ck*r (With an eyepatch!)
He liked muff! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
Slept in the buff! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
Didn’t take no guff! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
He was a tough m#th*rf#ck*r (With an eyepatch!)
A teenage freedom fighter’s fate (to KICK BUTT!)
For the right to a Jewish state
Denizens of antisemitic hate
Got blinded by the glare off his glimmering pate
Everybody sing! What do we need? (We need a tough m#th*rf#ck*r)
I said what do we need (We need a tough m#th*rf#ck*r)
Come on, what do we need (We need a tough m#th*rf#ck*r)
Another tough m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch
Moshiach ain’t nowhere to be found
Sammy Davis Jr’s gone underground
Ron Jeremy’s otherwise occupied
And Jesus switched to the other side
Well some brave Jew’s gotta pick up the slack
We done lost our mojo, gotta get it back
Well maybe I’m that perfect guy
I’m gonna shave my head, poke out my eye…
I’ll be a tough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
I’ll be a tough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
I’ll be a tough! (m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch)
I’ll be the toughest m#th*rf#ck*r! (With an eyepatch)
I’ll be the toughest m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch!
I’ll be the toughest m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch!
I’ll be the toughest m#th*rf#ck*r with an eyepatch!
I’ll be a tough m#th*rf#ck*r (With an eyepatch!)
Yeah…
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