Jort Storm Lyrics – Slimecicle
Singer: Slimecicle
Title: Jort Storm
This just in, we’re receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm
Its name? Jorts
What it appears is if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns
All across the globe
It’s below 〈.?.〉 the season so I can’t wear jeans
I really like the denim but not the length of the seam
My mom dresses cas and my dad likes Supreme
I’m not like either of them I got the recessive gene
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
A jort storm it’s a category fight
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
Jort-icane
Jort-nado
Jort-nami
Jort-quake
Jort-ruption
Jort-alanche
Jort-pocalypse
The jort storms coming (JORTS)
So you better start running
Fast it’s a chase
But be careful cus these jorts will take you down
They’re the new sensation (JORTS)
Wear them to every occasion
Jorts in the pool
Even better wear them to a funeral yeah
My personality is 99% jorts
I got a genetic test but all my genes are short
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
A jort storm it’s a category fight
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
I take off my f#cking jorts I got more jorts inside
Breaking news
Millions of Americans have been sucked directly into the jort-tex
And its heading straight for this studio
To my wife Cheryl and son Timmy
I love youUAHHHHH-
The elders foretold
Of a fashion so bold
A new god of the earth
To seal it better 〈.?.〉 than to turn it into jearth
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