皮特皮 Lyrics – Spylent
Singer: Spylent
Title: 皮特皮
这怎么办啊
唉我那个头套呢
啊 在这
醒醒 醒醒
妈呀！
衣服都睡偏了
我是上帝 今天我…喂 别心不在焉的
哦我死了啊 吓死 还以为是皮特在拍我
皮特？
我领导 跟你声音一样 唧唧歪歪的
那么这是..天堂? 怎么像我平时办公的地…
因为你还没有死 我这次来是为了告诉你一个秘密
人生毫无意义 对吧
这用你告诉啊
我ppt还没做完呢
管你是上帝还是来唱戏
真的上帝能知晓他面前的人的小心思
此时此刻我在想什么 你倒是讲讲听
呃..下班
哇
休假
哇
你真是上帝？ 现在呢？
干饭 涨薪
年终奖金
诶呦我的好上帝啊你真是人类肚里的蛔虫
比起你 我领导皮特的脑子顶多就算个陪同
不听劝 耳瞎嘴聋 但我也得从
可他又从不把我放在眼里 我像个劣质美瞳
先让我..
哎我有搞不懂的问题 他让我自己去想
我自己想出来的方案 他说别自作主张
微信问他“您更喜欢哪个版本？”
点击发送
三天之后的一个下午 他回了我句“好的”
整的我脑瓜子疼
盯着屏幕咬牙
如果时光能被倒拉
我宁愿重回到大学上早八
我老妈都看我头发少的夸张 搞得她…
好了停停停
你讨厌皮特 不用 tm一直重复表达
我呢 在天堂关注你关注的也是挺早
你的品行和为人吧 我心中也都清楚明了
所以 给你个机会 今天午夜前辞职
等你死后我在天堂上就让你当个领导
领导？那我以后就是天堂的皮特了！
对 你叫特皮都行
特皮？
特皮！
嘿！
拿着天堂的薪资坐在领导的位置
还会嫌大餐贵？
还在乎加班费？
从今天以后你就安心地度过你下半辈子
毕竟在你死后你就能躺在天堂的沙滩睡
风吹过 花瓣飞 云海里的大扇贝
我们时间很紧 来在这签下单位的辞职信…
Woo挺好 扇贝提神醒脑
不瞒你说 你画的饼确实比皮特画的饼好
但没用了！
我已不会再被这种话术引导
你要晓得 几年前
我连屏保都是我领导
皮特当时说 只要你勤劳
不出两年你就领跑
名车 名表
成为公司的凤毛麟角
五年过去了 掉了多少头发 流了多少泪
不还是没有属于自己的时间
每天骑着个小电瓶跑
那你快去辞职去换个你喜欢的工作啊
我喜欢的？那我辞职了你来养活我啊
我让地狱来聘请你吧你太能折磨人了
那不必了
这个地狱已经够让我上火了
靠！不闹了！
看这是个头套
公司面临头号危机 现在你必须走掉
你变成皮特也没有用 怎么变脸还得手动？
我就是皮特
我才不信呢
我是你领导
领导个屁的
你要我怎么证明
今天上午的会 小马针对哪几点做了汇报
呃..
小赵的方案一共改了几版 有几版对照
呃..
我微信问你的问题你还要多久时间去推敲
呃..
董事长老婆的生日…
农历四月初八公历五月二十六号！
别废话了！在这 给我签字！
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皮特皮 – English Translation
What should I do?
Oh my headker
Ah here
Wake up
Damn!
The clothes are asleep
I am God today, I …
Oh, I died, scared to death, and thought it was Patt shooting me
Pete?
My leader is as crooked as your voice
So this is .. Paradise? How can it be like the place where I usually work …
Because you haven’t died yet, I am here to tell you a secret
Life is meaningless, right?
Let me tell you
My PPT hasn’t finished yet
Regardless of whether you are God or singing a show
Really God can know the careful thinking of the people in front of him
At this moment I think about you, but you are talking about listening
Uh … get off work
Wow
take a vacation
Wow
Are you really God? What now?
Dry rice salary increase
Year-end bonuses
Hey, my good God, you are really a tapeworm in the human belly
Compared to your head, Pitt’s brain is at least accompanied by
I don’t listen to persuasion and deaf, but I have to follow
But he never puts me in my eyes like a inferior pupil
Let me first …
Hey, I have a problem that I don’t understand, he let me think about it
The solution I think of it himself said don’t make your own claim
WeChat asked him, “Which version do you prefer?”
Click to send
One afternoon after three days later he returned my sentence “Okay”
The whole my mind hurts
Staring at the screen gritting teeth
If time can be pulled down
I would rather return to college and go to the Eighth Eighth Eighth
My mother all watched my hair with less hair and made her …
Okay, stop and stop
You hate Pitter, don’t use TM to repeat the expression
I follow you in heaven and you are paying attention to it.
Your character and be a person, I know it clearly
So give you a chance to resign before midnight today
After you die, I will let you be a leader in heaven
lead? Then I will be Patt in heaven in the future!
It’s okay to you
Teipi?
Teipi!
Hey!
Sitting in the leadership position with the salary of heaven
Is it still expensive?
Do you still care about overtime?
From today, you have spent your life with peace of mind
After all, you can lie on the beach of heaven after your death
The wind blows across the big scallops in the sea of the clouds
We are very close to the resignation letter of the unit here …
WOO is pretty good scallops to refresh the brain
You said that the cake you painted is really better than the cake painted by Pitt
But it’s useless!
I will no longer be guided by this kind of speech
You have to know a few years ago
I even have my leadership
Pete said at the time as long as you were hardworking
You led you if you don’t have two years
Famous car
Become a rare corner of the company
How many tears have been shed in five years?
Not still without your own time
Riding a small battery every day
Then you go to resign and change your favorite job
I like? Then I resigned, you came to support me
I let hells hire you, you can torture people too
That’s not necessary
This hell is enough for me to get angry
Depend on! Don’t make trouble!
Seeing this is a head cover
The company is facing the number one crisis, now you have to leave
You have to change your face if you turn it into Patt?
I am Pitt
I don’t believe it
I am your leader
Leader
How do you want me to prove
Which points of the meeting this morning will report on which points for Xiaoma
Well..
Xiao Zhao’s plan has changed a total of several versions of several versions.
Well..
How long does it take for me to ask you on WeChat?
Well..
The birthday of the chairman’s wife …
On the eighth day of the lunar calendar, May 26th!
Don’t talk nonsense! Sign signed here!
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Lyrics Spylent – 皮特皮
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