Lyrics Steven Wright – Book Store

Book Store Lyrics – Steven Wright

Singer: Steven Wright
Title: Book Store

Friday, i was in a bookstore. i started talking to this very french-looking girl. she was a bilingual illiterate. she couldn’t read in two different languages

I left the store and i went down the street to my bus. my bus came and i got on. i sat down beside this beautiful, blonde chinese girl
I said, “hello,” and she said “hello,” and i said, “isn’t it an amazing day?” and she said, “yes, it is, i guess.”

I said, “what do you mean, ‘you guess’?”
She said, “well, things haven’t been going too well for me lately.”
And i said, “like what?”
She said, “i can’t tell you. i don’t even know you.”

I said, “yeah, but sometimes it’s good to tell your problems to an absolute total stranger on a bus.”
She said, “well, i’ve just come back from my analyst and he’s still unable to help me.”
And i said, “what’s the problem?”
And she paused and said, “i’m a nymphomaniac and i only get turned on by jewish cowboys.”

Then she said, “by the way, my name’s diane.”
And i said, “hello, diane. i’m bucky goldstein.”
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