A Newfangled Tango Lyrics – The Newfangled Four
Singer: The Newfangled Four
Title: A Newfangled Tango
Everbody’s Mambo-crazy
Cha-cha happy, but I’m lazy
I don’t dig that frantic Terpsichore
(Whe-) When I trip the light fantastic
I don’t wanna be gymnastic
That’s not what a dancing floor is for
What I got in mind is a big improvement
With a very minimum amount of movement (*snap*)
So let the other couples push and sho-ow-owve
What I’ve got in mind I think you’re gonna love
Da da da-da da da da-da-da
Da da da-da da da da-da-da
You’ll love
Da da da-da da da da-da You’ll love
I’ve got
What you got, girl?
Okay!
I can’t wait to see what you’ve got
A Newfangled Tango
And there’s nothing to it
You just sort of stand there
And just sort of do it
You stand close together
There’s no wasted motion
A Newfangled Tango
An old-fashioned notion
The floor may be crowded
But that doesn’t matter
It’s not necessary to move
Don’t move (Nice)
Why move?
It may be crowded
But that’s all the better
It’s just like romancing (What?!)
While dancing
Who’s dancing?
Oh you start off (Start off) with one step
That’s really awkward
And cling to each other
No, I do not like this
And you know how one step
No, you stupid lead
Can lead to another
No, oh yes there’s some
Oh, there’s nothing wrong with
Oh yes there’s some-
A waltz or fandango
Thing wrong, we need get-
But oh what could come from a
Right out of this
Newfangled Tango!
Why’d you
Really had to
How could you
Stop the Tango?!
You guys!
You’ve been talking crazy
‘Bout the dance that’s slow and lazy
All you do is stand there
And hold each other tight
Can’t you see I feel fantastic?
Don’t need moves, don’t need gymnastics
Gotta take it slow (Whoa!)
Gotta take it slow
Just to make me feel
Make me feel alright (alright)
What I’d had in mind
May not have been their groove, yeah
Still, I want a dance
Where I barely move, so
I’ve got a
Plan that I think’s a cut above
And this one, I think they’re gonna
Love
You’ll love
You
Cling to your partner
Gotta cling to your partner on the floor and then
And swing to the rhythm
You sway and swing to the rhythm of the Tango
You can’t lose your partner
You know you’re never ever ever gonna lose her
‘Cause you’re
‘Cause you’re
Right there (I hate you guys)
With her
You don’t have (have) to worry (all)
About those fast or slow steps
‘Cause the very best part about it is
In this dance (Why?!)
You don’t need steps
You don’t have to worry
If your dancing won’t do
It’s not what you do do (Hah!)
It’s more what you don’t do
No you don’t need a Waltz
Or a fancy Fandango
You just need a girl
And a Newfangled Tango!
Oh, do-do! Oh man!
Whoo!
It’s a-, it’s a poop joke
(softly) Guess you know…
You’re a joke!
Give it up, the Mambo
And just forget the Fandango!
Do the…
Okay guys, enough! I’ll do the stupid Tango, okay? (Hey!)
Geez, didn’t we do this song last year?
I mean, yeah, but, I don’t, Joey, what do you think, man?
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, this song is a real throwback
I guess you could say
It’s our signature
Tango!
Tang-
Gotta love that
Tango!
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