Sexy Train Lyrics – The Northern Boys
Singer: The Northern Boys
Title: Sexy Train
Hey baby, what’s your name?
I’m Pat, that’s Kev, that’s Norman Pain
Sweet love is the destination
Now come take a ride on the sexy train
Get naked with me
Let’s paint pictures of aeroplanes
This one here is a cargo jet
And I’m gonna call him “Shadowbane”
Hop, skip, jiggle me prick
I said sometimes life is a massive b#tch
I’ve been evicted, now I live in a ditch
But f#ck it, all aboard, baby, shake your t#ts
I’m a strong, fancy gentleman
Shoot my load from a tree like Spider-Man
Put coke in my tea then it’s time to dancе
Watch me cut shapes with me tiny hands
Whoa, hеy, friggin’ heck
Bob my head like a pigeon peck
I wanna dance for eternity
So just fill my legs with the nanotech
Robot Pat can’t be defeated
He shoots lasers from his eyes
Should have never given me the nanotech
‘Cause now I kill m#th*rf#ck*rs with my nanotech thighs
I don’t mean to be a dickhead
I wanna put a smile on your pretty face
I’m a cuboid alien man
I don’t wanna be a part of the human race
Bums, thieves, a bunch of swines
Living a lie, suckin’ dick all the time
If you really wanna we can do that too
But I’d much rather just hold hands with you
Come on, yeah
m#th*rf#ck*r do you wanna make a-love to me?
Come on, yeah
m#th*rf#ck*r do you wanna get f#cked with me?
Come on, yeah
m#th*rf#ck*r do you wanna make a-love to me?
Come on, yeah
m#th*rf#ck*r do you wanna get f#cked with me?
All aboard!
All aboard the sex train
All aboard
All aboard the sexy train
All aboard
All aboard the sex train
All aboard
All aboard the sexy train
Hey m#th*rf#ck*r, let’s get f#cked
This here train is made of man love
Come and have a ride you sexy b#stards
And don’t go home till you’re up the duff
f#ck yeah, I got a spring in me step
Let’s measure things with a trigonometry set
‘Cause I’m high, I wanna kiss your face
I gotta make love slow ’cause my leg’s in a brace
I’ve got a man bag and it’s full of things
One of those things is your favorite thing
This one here is the greatest thing
And inside that thing is another thing
And wow look, there’s a German man
His name’s Jurgen, he’s a tiny man
What the f#ck is he doing in a frying pan
Am I just high? Or am I dying man?
My mate Kev has dementia
He says, “Hi,” and forgets he met ya
His whole life’s an insane adventure
Sometimes he sleeps in the shopping center
Come on, I wanna party with you
Let’s go downtown while the wife’s asleep
She is an evil succubus
And she spits black venom from her sagging teat
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go to the mall
Let’s go, let’s go and I’ll bring both balls
One to the left and one to the right
Meet in the middle, a testicle fight
Ticket to America, how do you do?
Feeling like a love pirate, shiver me boots
I ain’t got time for the drama
Hopping on the train, m#th*rf#ck*r, choo choo
Come on, yeah
m#th*rf#ck*r do you wanna make a-love to me?
Come on, yeah
m#th*rf#ck*r do you wanna get f#cked with me?
Come on, yeah
m#th*rf#ck*r do you wanna make a-love to me?
Come on, yeah
m#th*rf#ck*r do you wanna get f#cked with me?
All aboard!
All aboard the sex train
All aboard
All aboard the sexy train
All aboard
All aboard the sex train
All aboard
All aboard the sexy train
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