Two Gr00mers, One Stone Lyrics – The Whatever Kid
Singer: The Whatever Kid
Title: Two Gr00mers, One Stone
Would call her an OG YouTuber
But OG stands for Original Gangster
When she’s as original as a red pill podcaster
Original as off-brand cereal
That’s why minors come up with her material
Acting like the creepy uncle at all her shows
But she’s the one with the mega-bankroll
And doesn’t give a cent to any kids though
She the type to scream out, “Free candy
The catch is that you have to grab it from my panties”
Since Chris Hansen doesn’t ever want to come back
I’m the Chris Hansen when it comes to these diss tracks
Colleen, explain these chats
Why you ask a minor for pictures of his ass?
Why you ask a minor their favorite sex position?
She can get away since she’s a famous woman
You and Dan Schneider be creepy with the kids
No wonder why he put you on Victorious
The only Miranda I respect is iCarly
Not someone that mails a minor her panties
Not someone that wants a kid to reach for her privates
The fact she’s a mom of two makes it more pathetic
Miranda and Colleen, I can’t tell the difference
They’re both narcissistic and very conceited
Can’t separate the art if there was none to begin with
A barely funny joke and made a career out of it
The first time I heard it, might have gave me a chuckle
The third time you tell it, I had enough of it, bro
Won’t be surprised if your husband goes and leaves you
I hope you don’t mind a guy with face tattoos
You’d be a good match with that Lil Xan dude
He likes minors, so he would be a good groom
Had a song called “Saved by the Bell”
Diego just like Drake Bell
He and R. Kelly need to share a cell
Did a song with Swae Lee
So he should know what’s Diego’s type
Olivia Rodrigo in Bizaardvark, that’s the girl he likes
Said 2Pac’s music’s boring, Diego, please
Total Xanarchy, man, that put me straight to sleep
Nice to know you don’t own a mirror in your house
Only way to explain those words coming out your mouth
Or you might have been doing it for clout
The Weezy Carti knockoff fizzled out
Real music is the only thing that will last
15-year-old Key Glock was better than your grown #ss
If Diego had Colleen’s mentality
He’ll target someone that is fifteen
DMs him and says, “You wanna be friends with me?”
He acts like a friend so he can ghostwrite tracks
But then he don’t pay the 15-year-old a scrap
Know you’re not from ’round here
Bruh, stop the tough talk
Man, you preyed on an underage girl, so shut the f#ck up
You ain’t an industry plant
You’re more like an industry weed
You’re something that the garden of rap doesn’t want or need
I’ve been known this dude was a bozo
How the hell you overdose on Hot Cheetos?
Telling the truth don’t make you a Karen
Especially when there’s screenshots of what they’re accusing
What, they’re doing it to get clout off your name?
Colleen’s last vid didn’t get 100K
When her channel got 10 million subs
Telling me that Miranda been falling off
Don’t use the clout argument with Lil Xan
No one cared about him since 18, man
That’s how you know a rapper really sucks
Career long-dead before allegations came up
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