Vapin’ in Vegas Lyrics – Wolves of Glendale
Singer: Wolves of Glendale
Title: Vapin’ in Vegas
It’s a Sunday on the strip
My divorced #ss moved to Vegas
My wife left and took the kids
And it’s a good thing that she did
‘Cuz they were annoying as sh#t
I’m 68 years young
Let my hair down, have some fun
Stare at the Bellagio Fountain
A skateboarder gave me a vape
And it was great
Now I’m vapin’ in Vegas
Vapin’ in vegas
I’ll go to a strip club
Get a boner with a bunch of other guys
This is the greatest
Vapin’ in Vegas
I wish my wife would call me back
I wish my kids would answer texts
I wish I could hold my g#dd#mn dog and smell his stanky stanky breath
But I can’t do that
Because of the lawsuit
Oh thе lawsuit
f#ckin’ lawsuit
Margaritaville
Toby Keith’s I love this bar and grill
Circus dе Soleil
I sh#t myself at the Mandalay Bay
I do what I want, smoke a cigar(C’mon!)
Test drive a fancy car and say “I’ll think about it.”
There’s so much history in Vegas
So much magic you can taste it
I heard a busboy spilled a sprite on Frank Sinatra
So Frank Sinatra got his gun out and shot that busboy in the street
Vapin’ in Vegas
Vapin’ in Vegas
See the Blue Man Group with a prostitute take a picture with a snake
This is the greatest
Vapin’ in Vegas
I wish the jury took my side back when I was 65
When I killed that guy for walking on my plants
And then I hacked him into pieces
And I ate his toes like Reese’s
Is it Reesie’s or is it Reese’s?
Either way I ate a man
I only served two years
Because I escaped
Woo!
I escaped from jail
I escaped (escaped!)
C’mon!
Check this sh#t out!
Watch this
Watch!
Hit em!
Skibiddity-beep-baip-beep-biddy-bope-baip-chip-daip-bope!
That was sick
Thank you!
You sounded awesome doing that
I appreciate that man, thanks
You’re welcome
Vapin in Vegas
Makin’ human bacon in Vegas
When they catch me, Imma be so famous
Until then I’ll be vapin’ in Vegas
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