One Dance Lyrics – Zach Sherwin
Singer: Zach Sherwin
Title: One Dance
Picture… the oceanside
Ned was a creep, lived on the beach
He owned a kayak fleet
That he’d keep in the shed
Where he would sleep
One day outside he peeped
What did he see?
A granny from Denmark eating ice cream
He tried to take it from her
But she fought back; they fought
That’s right, in the canoe den
Down by the ocean, lived Ned
He stole a cone from a Dane
Got hit with thе end of her cane, oncе more
In that canoe den
Is where you’d find ocean Ned
He stole a cone from a Dane
Got hit with the end of her cane, ouchie
Picture… celebrities… on a tennis court
Conan O’Brein, Ed O’Neil from *Married with Children*
Twister Sister’s Dee Snider, John Cena, the rapper, actor, wrestler
Their matches would’ve been shorter if their serves had been better
Dee and Conan, Cena, and Ed O’N.,
And and E. Coen were perturbed
None aced one single, that’s right
Conan and Dee, Ed O’N. and John C
And E. Coen were disgraced
So many serves, but none aced, not one
Oh… Tell me
Some palindromes
The same either way they go
Forwards or back
Both to and fro
They’re identical
Toronto: Hot! No rot
The motto: Started from the BOTTOM
6, eh? The 6!
And of course, OVO
Whether you’re an old man
Or a co-ed named Anne
To Ontario with you
“E-NE? Can do!”
Where December feels long
As if it lasts an eon
It’s as cold as can be
You will need no A/C unit
This is the same
Set of letters found in the name
Of the Nicki Minaj hit
“Anaconda” if it’s a bit misspelled
As a young lad, I had pimples real bad
But now I’m grown and they’re gone
And just like my acne, this song is done
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Lyrics Zach Sherwin – One Dance
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