John Sakars

Veganism is Gay Lyrics – John Sakars

Singer: John Sakars
Title: Veganism is Gay

〈Intro〉
Some people say veganism is gay

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Vegan v#gina Juice, Vegan p#n#s Juice Lyrics – John Sakars

Singer: John Sakars
Title: Vegan v#gina Juice, Vegan p#n#s Juice

I wrote this song for all my vegan superhero friends
You can listen to this while performing oral sex

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Belly Button Lint Lyrics – John Sakars

Singer: John Sakars
Title: Belly Button Lint

I’ve got lint in my belly button
I’ve got lint in my belly button

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Alcohol is Poison Lyrics – John Sakars

Singer: John Sakars
Title: Alcohol is Poison

Alcohol is a toxin that kills cells
Do not drink it if you want to be well

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No Unsolicited Dick Pics Lyrics – John Sakars

Singer: John Sakars
Title: No Unsolicited Dick Pics

No unsolicited dick pics
Don’t send unsolicited dick pics

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Would You Like a Virtual Hug? Lyrics – John Sakars

Singer: John Sakars
Title: Would You Like a Virtual Hug?

Hey you, I hope you’re okay, would you like a virtual hug?
I could send you a picture of some warm tea in a mug

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