Steven Wright

Lyrics Steven Wright – Introduction

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Introduction Lyrics – Steven Wright

Singer: Steven Wright
Title: Introduction

Thanks
I used to be a parking attendant in boston at logan airport. i’d park jets. they let me go, though, ’cause i kept locking the keys in them. one day, i was on an 86-foot stepladder trying to get in the window with a coat hanger

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Lyrics Steven Wright – Water

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Water Lyrics – Steven Wright

Singer: Steven Wright
Title: Water

I got up this morning. i couldn’t find my socks, so i called information. i said, “hello, information?” she said, “yes?” i said, “i can’t find my socks.” she said, “they’re behind the couch.” and they were
I’m tired of calling up the movies and listening to that recording of what’s playing, so i bought the album

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Lyrics Steven Wright – Jiggs Casey

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Jiggs Casey Lyrics – Steven Wright

Singer: Steven Wright
Title: Jiggs Casey

Got on an elevator and this old guy got on with me and i was over near the buttons. i pushed #4 and i said, “where you going?” he said, “phoenix.”
So i pushed ‘phoenix’. doors opened. two tumbleweeds blew on. we stepped off. we were in downtown phoenix. and i said, “you know, you’re the kind of guy i’d really like to hang around with.”

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Lyrics Steven Wright – Cross Country

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Cross Country Lyrics – Steven Wright

Singer: Steven Wright
Title: Cross Country

The stones. i love the stones. i can’t believe they’re still doing it after all these years. i watch ’em whenever i can. fred and barney
Last summer, i drove cross-country with a friend of mine. we split the driving. we switched every half-mile

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